The King Of The VMA's

Mr. Russell Brand did another funny promo for the VMA's with Britney Spears and this one is my absolute favorite, BAM!

Concerts That I Must Attend

There are just some bands and performers that I have to see in the next few years now that I'm 18 and I have a little more independence. These are the people/bands I have to see live, someday:

-Rage Against The Machine (they better not break up again by the time I get to see them)
-Kanye West
-Mark Ronson
-Radiohead
-John Mayer
-Muse
-Madonna (if she's still alive :D)
-Jason Mraz
-Lily Allen


I would have included Amy Winehouse on the list, but if i wanted to see a shitty performance, I'd just look at them on youtube, and the chances of her coming to L.A. to perform are slim to none.

Top Guitar Riff

One of the greatest guitar riffs ever.

Period.

Madonna's Bitch

So Guy Ritchie's new film RocknRolla comes out October 3, and I can't wait, he did another favorite of mine, Snatch, with the beautiful Brad Pitt. Apparently Jason Statham was supposed to have Gerard Butler's role but dropped out over scheduling conflicts; now I'm no fan of Jason Statham, he's a b-list actor that makes bad b-list movie, Crank, Transporter 3 anyone? But since he's out of the picture, it's fine now, AND Thandie Newton's in the film, I love me some Thandie Newton. RocknRolla, I'll be waiting.

SICK

Another movie post, I apologize. But its WATCHMEN, don't you understand???? The movie looks sick, no doubt about that, but will the movie be good? Well, I've read the comments from the avid graphic novels' fans and they seem to think that the movie will be great; the director Zack Snyder, successfully turned 300 into a movie so I'm pretty sure this will be a hit too ( i just jinxed it, didn't I?).

SHWING

The Ting Tings Make Me Tingle

I heard the Ting Tings a while ago, but I didn't know it was them until my sisterrrrr lent me their cd and I heard their song again and I instantly recognized them and the song. I posted the video for their awesome song "Great Dj".

The Language of Women

So, as we all know, women are complicated creatures, I'll be the first the admit it. We make things difficult on purpose sometimes (SOMETIMES) because guys are completley oblivious as to why we're mad at them when they should know. Anyways, my friend emailed me this list of words and things us women do, and I'll admit, I've done everything on this list; Men, you are being given an inside perspective on a woman's mind, embrace it, take advantge of it:

9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3

My Mission For Next Year; Comic-Con

I missed Comic-Con this year because there was no way of me getting there, but it is my mission to be there next year. I know it's a geek convention, over-the-top, ridiculous but I love that. Everyone goes, I would have given anything to meet Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, J.J. Abrahms and the cast of The Office but there's always the years to come.

Beat This And You Win Something

Ok, so you don't get anything, just a little ego boost. I've been playing this game for a while and I can't seem to get past level 14 or 15, I don't exactly remember since everytime I lose, i just abruptly close the window. Point of the game is to get that little white ball to swing to that green ball while getting the coins, it's a lot harder that it sounds*, so good luck, link to the game below.

http://www.bored.com/games/puzzle/1/sling_jumper/



*that's what she said

This Is Gonna Be Epic

Star Trek, the J.J. Abrams revamped version is set to hit theaters in May of next year and we got a teaser trailer of the movie when Cloverfield came out. Simon Pegg is infinitely my hero, from Shaun of the Dead, to Hot Fuzz, to Run, Fat Boy, Run, to Star Trek, that guy from Heroes comes out too but who gives a shit, it's all about Pegg.

DAMN!!!!!!!!

So hopefully many of you saw this tragic event unfold at the Beijing Olympics, ok, it was just fucking sick and sad. Look at that! His elbow is inside out, I feel so bad for this guy, he looks like he starts to convulse. Poor guy, video of the event below.

The Guinea Pig Series

It's not real, so look at the pic all you want. The Guinea Pig Series is something I read about a couple of years ago but I recently got reminded of it again. The second film in the series, Flower of Flesh and Blood caught my attention the most. It depicts a man drugging the girl above, and cutting her up; to me, it doesn't look real and it isn't but I can see how some people can believe that it is. Apparently Charlie Sheen saw a few minutes of this movie back in the 90's and believed it was real, (pussy), and he contacted the FBI. First of all, why in the hell was Charlie Sheen watching this snuff wannabe, and where did he get it, its not like you walk into K-Mart and purchase it on the spot. So....I really don't know what my point is, I'm distracted from the bad special effects..

They Hate Weed

This ridiculous 1930's exploitation film on weed is so ridiculous and untrue, its quite funny. In the movie, they "warn" you about the effects of "marihuana", (i spelled it the way they did), the horrible "harm" it does to you and your loved ones. In the film, it ends with murder and a guy getting thrown in a mental hospital, ALL OF BECAUSE OF MARIHUANA, this movie is a must see just for laughs. The film ends as a teacher warns parents to warn their children about weed, very ridiculous.

Japanese Horror

Ok, so this movie isn't really horror, or maybe it is, depending on how you look at it. The movie is Ichi the Killer; director Takashi Miike, who also directed another favorite of mine, Audition. The scene above is one of the most elaborate, ridiculous torture scenes ever, the movie itself doesn't make much sense, but most japanese films don't, I suppose that's the way they intend their films to be; for you to make up your own explanations on why there is a puddle of cum in the opening credits. The movie is about a guy who needs answers, and the movie is very violent but if you enjoy crazy shit like this like me, then go watch Ichi the Killer.

The Greatest Scene in There Will Be Blood

Recreated in legos, I can die happy now.

In Honor of The Pineapple Express

Seth Rogen. Saturday Night Live. Rehab. Hilarious.

Seth Rogen was a guest host on SNL last year but they reran the episode recently so I proceeded to record his most hilarious skit.

*Kristin Wiig is my hero.