Quote of the Century

"It's called an illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."

Scary Shit

GO NOW.

http://whatgoogleknows.com

GOOGLE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Is It Just Me or..

Are Stephen Colbert, Paul Feig and Bob Saget morphing into the same person?

If You've Been Under A Cave....

If you have any sense of humor, you will most likely enjoy/love this video, I literally cried while watching, I was laughing my ass off so hard, some people think it's lame and/or immature but for most people under 25, it's pretty fucking hilarious, so please enjoy Sister Being Busted By Brother.

The King Of The VMA's

Mr. Russell Brand did another funny promo for the VMA's with Britney Spears and this one is my absolute favorite, BAM!

The Language of Women

So, as we all know, women are complicated creatures, I'll be the first the admit it. We make things difficult on purpose sometimes (SOMETIMES) because guys are completley oblivious as to why we're mad at them when they should know. Anyways, my friend emailed me this list of words and things us women do, and I'll admit, I've done everything on this list; Men, you are being given an inside perspective on a woman's mind, embrace it, take advantge of it:

9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3

They Hate Weed

This ridiculous 1930's exploitation film on weed is so ridiculous and untrue, its quite funny. In the movie, they "warn" you about the effects of "marihuana", (i spelled it the way they did), the horrible "harm" it does to you and your loved ones. In the film, it ends with murder and a guy getting thrown in a mental hospital, ALL OF BECAUSE OF MARIHUANA, this movie is a must see just for laughs. The film ends as a teacher warns parents to warn their children about weed, very ridiculous.

Seth Rogen. Saturday Night Live. Rehab. Hilarious.

Seth Rogen was a guest host on SNL last year but they reran the episode recently so I proceeded to record his most hilarious skit.

*Kristin Wiig is my hero.

Don't Play Fast Games and Square Dance While On Your Period

I watched this education video from the 1950's which was called Molly Grows Up; very interesting to see how they viewed a "menstruation" in the 50's. So I thought their views on the subject of what not to do while "mentruating" was so funny. In the film they say, you can shower, wash your hair, swim, dance, and picnic...um...ok? And they say that you cannot skate, ride horseback. play fast games or square dance...what??! SQUARE DANCE? Didn't they just say that you couldn't dance while on your rag? What is so different about square dancing than regular dancing? Is it more violent or pathetic? Answer: Both.

"Let's Talk About Your China Friend, What Kind of Dirty Porn Has She Done?"

Lalo talks about asians and I egg him on, Allan =_=...

I Hate This 'Tard

I hate Dane Cook with all my heart, he's as white as can be, but he has this bit, that really is fucking hilarious, please enjoy.