Genious, Yet Stupid

AMAZING

Angelina Jolie.

Clint Eastwood.

October 24.

The Changeling.

One Of Those Classics

The Torrance family, from of course, The Shining.

Not Happening

So there was going to be an Arrested Development film in the works, there was even an IMDB page for it:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0901469/, but that dream was shattered for dozens of AD fans when during an interview this week for the craptastic movie Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, Michael Cera announced there was no plans for the movie and that he hadn't been approached; AND that he doesn't think it's a good idea to adapt the show into a film since all three seasons of the are on dvd, sounds like an asshole to me.

You Better Thank Me

On a random note, the trailer for the new Lindsay Lohan movie "Labor Pains (in my ass)" came out today, but I woudln't do that to you guys.

It's Trailer Madness

Another trailer yes, but this one is exceptional; it's the trailer for the new Gus Van Sant film about Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man to be elected to public office in America. It stars Sean Penn, James Franco, Emile Herche, Diego Luna, and Josh Brolin. I will defintily be checking this one out, comes out November 26.

It's Here!!!!

The trailer for Zack and Miri Make A Porno, starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks, directed by Kevin Smith; doesn't look half bad.

Spaghetti Western Meets Asian Cinema

This is Takeshi Miikes' next film, Sukiyaki Western Django. Normally I would have been excited for his newest film but I think an asian western is a weird combo AND none other that Quentin Tarantino makes an annoying cameo in the movie, he never was the best actor; watch for yourself...

What To Do....

So Burn After Reading, the Coen brothers' first film since No Country For Old Men, and Righteous Kill come out on the same week of September 12. I want to see both films but I'm more inclined to see BAR than Righteous Kill, because RT comes off as a very gimmicky Colin Farrell-ish type of movie, trying to cash in on the fact that both Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are in this film together; both favorite actos of mine but idk, somethings' off....

And I'm Feeling Good

So I bought Guinea Pig Series' double feature of Devils Experiment and Android Of Notre Dame for 13 bucks, the "banned" japanese films from other there; I was down on my hands and knees when I was going through the bins at Amoeba when I found this sick little gem so I bought it along with Macabre, this sick, little shady italian film, filmed in New Orleans (?), I've heard its pretty stupid and sick and lame but I love that. Both cost me about 25 bucks, which is not bad, not bad at all.

Madonna's Bitch

So Guy Ritchie's new film RocknRolla comes out October 3, and I can't wait, he did another favorite of mine, Snatch, with the beautiful Brad Pitt. Apparently Jason Statham was supposed to have Gerard Butler's role but dropped out over scheduling conflicts; now I'm no fan of Jason Statham, he's a b-list actor that makes bad b-list movie, Crank, Transporter 3 anyone? But since he's out of the picture, it's fine now, AND Thandie Newton's in the film, I love me some Thandie Newton. RocknRolla, I'll be waiting.

SICK

Another movie post, I apologize. But its WATCHMEN, don't you understand???? The movie looks sick, no doubt about that, but will the movie be good? Well, I've read the comments from the avid graphic novels' fans and they seem to think that the movie will be great; the director Zack Snyder, successfully turned 300 into a movie so I'm pretty sure this will be a hit too ( i just jinxed it, didn't I?).

SHWING

This Is Gonna Be Epic

Star Trek, the J.J. Abrams revamped version is set to hit theaters in May of next year and we got a teaser trailer of the movie when Cloverfield came out. Simon Pegg is infinitely my hero, from Shaun of the Dead, to Hot Fuzz, to Run, Fat Boy, Run, to Star Trek, that guy from Heroes comes out too but who gives a shit, it's all about Pegg.

The Guinea Pig Series

It's not real, so look at the pic all you want. The Guinea Pig Series is something I read about a couple of years ago but I recently got reminded of it again. The second film in the series, Flower of Flesh and Blood caught my attention the most. It depicts a man drugging the girl above, and cutting her up; to me, it doesn't look real and it isn't but I can see how some people can believe that it is. Apparently Charlie Sheen saw a few minutes of this movie back in the 90's and believed it was real, (pussy), and he contacted the FBI. First of all, why in the hell was Charlie Sheen watching this snuff wannabe, and where did he get it, its not like you walk into K-Mart and purchase it on the spot. So....I really don't know what my point is, I'm distracted from the bad special effects..

They Hate Weed

This ridiculous 1930's exploitation film on weed is so ridiculous and untrue, its quite funny. In the movie, they "warn" you about the effects of "marihuana", (i spelled it the way they did), the horrible "harm" it does to you and your loved ones. In the film, it ends with murder and a guy getting thrown in a mental hospital, ALL OF BECAUSE OF MARIHUANA, this movie is a must see just for laughs. The film ends as a teacher warns parents to warn their children about weed, very ridiculous.

Japanese Horror

Ok, so this movie isn't really horror, or maybe it is, depending on how you look at it. The movie is Ichi the Killer; director Takashi Miike, who also directed another favorite of mine, Audition. The scene above is one of the most elaborate, ridiculous torture scenes ever, the movie itself doesn't make much sense, but most japanese films don't, I suppose that's the way they intend their films to be; for you to make up your own explanations on why there is a puddle of cum in the opening credits. The movie is about a guy who needs answers, and the movie is very violent but if you enjoy crazy shit like this like me, then go watch Ichi the Killer.

The Greatest Scene in There Will Be Blood

Recreated in legos, I can die happy now.

In Honor of The Pineapple Express

Elsa Says Watch This Movie

Lila Says is a 2004 french film that I fell I fell in love with, much like how the main character falls in love with Lila. Chimo, is a 19 year old self proclaimed loser living in an Arab ghetto with his mother in post 9/11 France; he turns down an opportunity to study free of charge at a writing school for teenagers. Lila is a beautiful blonde 16 year old that lives in the same town. They have an unspoken love that reminds me of Jim and Pam, from The Office. There is so much more story but I don't want to spoil it. It really is a simple love story with a raw and emotional ending, so go rent or buy Lila Says.